The ol’ yawn and nod.
"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"
if this gets 100,000 notes, our office is buying Henry a “100,000 Notes” cake and we’re not fucking around with this
WE’RE GETTING CLOSE HERE!! COME ON I WANT A CAKE
We want cake.
HELP HENRY GET CAKE
This morning’s bleeding cheese just before dawn.
Hey, do any of you know someone who might be interested in being our new Support Goofus at Carbonmade? Job is in Chicago. We’re supes cool. You can tell because I just used the word supes without batting a lash.
Probably a long shot, but there’s supposedly ~17,000 of you looking at this so I’m using the massive power of my reach.
And if you happen to be interested you can find more about the position here.
Jake Lodwick, Human Sprinkler
What grace. What athleticism. What @psql.
Columbia River Gorge